Shelly Pees, Cars Wreck

Here we are, right back from the Subway 500, otherwise know as the “Wreck-Fest 2″, AKA Shelly pees and cars wreck. The women are complaining about nothing more than the facilities. They have to touch things and then they expected to touch other things and they are not happy. Even though us men had to pee in a horse trough with a little water added… They have life soooooooooo bad.

Anywho…..

The race. After many years of experiencing racing, the flyover was the most un-impressive flyover that I have ever experienced. Newmaaaaaaaaan, what happened???? You were right there and didn’t get the job done. Denny got involved with another car and still managed to finish with a top 10 finish. We had a great time.

The main concerns with Martinsville are as follows:

1. The train does not take you to the track…
2. One cop points you one way and the other points you in a different direction…
3. Scoreboard only monitors the top 5…
4. Bathrooms suck…
5. No lights…

We enjoyed the race, we had a great time, there was fun had by all, but are all tired of the Jeff and Jimmie show. Hopefully we can get someone to fight against that sometime soon…

PS. Shelly says, if the cop is not on a horse you are allowed to run him over… Let’s see what Joel thinks about that…Just kidding, but let’s get a better way to direct traffic during these high profile events.

We had a blast and we are going to be on our way home tomorrow, but let’s say, Martinsville is definately a place to go.

BallHype: hype it up!

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