When NASCAR first started coming together, you had a lot of good ol’ boys racing with cool names like Fireball Roberts, Tiny Lund, Red Farmer, Junior Johnson and Coo Coo Marlin. We don’t see drivers with exotic names anymore and that’s a shame!.

One upcoming new driver on the Busch series is Billy Parker, otherwise known as Catfish Parker. Catfish is racing the number 66 Duraflame Dodge for Rusty Wallace.

Which Nextel Cup driver today could benefit with a new name that best describes his driving abilities or personality? Keep in mind that the best nicknames tend to be one-word affairs. For example, while John “Where’s the Wall” Andretti might best describe his actions maybe just “Anchor” Andretti would work because that’s the worth of his car after he gets into one.